The Hall of Ballin

As much as I want to make my arguments based on sound logic and evidence, sometimes I give into emotions. But there are times when someone or something is so unflappably fly that emotion-based decisions are inevitable. This is the list of people who's coolness goes unquestioned on this blog, and if you disagree, then that is why you're not on the list.

Sir Alec Guinness ("The Force will be with you...always.")

Adam West ("Hand me down the shark-repellent Bat-spray!")

Harrison Ford (What? I can't have a man-crush?)

Christopher Walken ("I put my pants on one leg at a time. But once my pants are on, I make gold records.")

Tracy Morgan(Insert anything Tracy Morgan has ever said.)

Christopher Reeve (What? I can't have two man-crushes?)

Ewoks (The best possible combination of deadly and adorable)

Mitch Hedberg ("I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.")

The movie "Hook" (Bangarang!)

The fat Lost Boy from the movie "Hook" (Who, by the way, I am facebook friends with)

James Earl Jones ("I am your father.")

Dave Chappelle ("What? Okay!")

Sean Connery ("Suck it, Trebek.")

Tina Fey (Have you seen 30 Rock? Plus, I needed at least one woman)

Yoda (Aww, cannot get your ship out?)

Star Wars (As if I need to explain this)

Mehmet Okur (Because no one rocked a uni-brow better)

Walter Herrmann (Lord knows we miss his hair)

Back to the Future (What the hell is a gigawatt?)

Tecmo Super Bowl (Where the Lions are Super Bowl contenders)

General Zod (Is there no one on this planet to even challenge me?)